Current mood:	recumbent
Entry tags:	001, awesome, awesome awesome awesome, fuck i was an awesome kid

CONTINUED FUCK YEAH
year 2 - seven/eight years old

"Once there was a boy called Regg,
Who had a chocolate egg,
And when that egg turned into a sheep
Little old Regg began to weep."

"Once there was a girl called Bo Peep,
Who had a flock of beautiful sheep,
And when those sheep ran away,
Little Bo Peep began to play."

"Once there was a boy called Trent,
Who once decided to turn into cement,
And when they turned him into a wall,
No-one could see him at all."

"One path was dirt and one was cement. I wanted to have an adventure so I chose the dirt one. I said goodbye to my uncle, (whose name was Brian, by the way) and set off. I went happily along until a cobra slithered out in my way. It was very long, had a big hood and had navy blue and white stripes." [excerpt, obvs]

"One day a numbat saw a speck in the sky. As it came down it took the form of a wedge-tailed eagle. Luckily it went over it but it saw it. It began to chase it. The numbat ran in-to a log but UH-HO! A snake was lying in it. The numbat moved to one side but another snake was there. It backed out of the tunnel. The eagle was gone but a dingo was there. Everywhere she went there were predators. The only way to get away was to kill another animal for all of the animals. This was going to be heard, though, because the animals would see her. She made it. She killed another numbat for the two snakes, three more for the eagle, and two rabbits for the dingo. Her troubles still were'nt over yet. She had to get home to her babies and it was miles away. She got there. The End." (endings: MY ONLY WEAKNESS)

"It was an extremely cold afternoon. There had just been snowfall and the ground was a glistening white. There was just one tree in the whole garden that still had its beautiful dress of leaves on. This tree was pretty big. Its leaves, mixed with the snow, made it look like the king of the garden. It was a pine tree, and its trunk and branches were good for climbing. It was a pity you could'nt see past its leaves because inside it was a flower lovers paradise. It was a rainbow of colour. Now, back to the story. The tree was getting bored of Winter and looked forward to the days when all the trees could get their green dress of leaves. Right now the other trees were bare. The days passed. At last Spring came. The flowers blossomed. The birds sang. And the garden was like that for the rest of its life." (METAPHORS)

if i find year three/four/five/six you can be assured i'm fucking uploading them. this shit is sweet