you can't change love with geography
so it occurs to me that, well - i have three favourite artists in the world right now, really. one is neil young, who basically everyone knows, one is nick cave, who is well-known in certain circles, and the last one is tex perkins, who is well-known in certain circles again but these cirlces have always struck me as smaller than the nick cave ones.

so if you've ever wondered "who is this tex perkins fellow and why does this guy have a hardon for him":

first: i know you know i know. i'm sorry, he's just gorgeous.



WARNING: do not have the sound on loud for this next one, it's shitty quality. but THIS WAS AT THE BIG DAY OUT. YOU KNOW, THE ONE I WENT TO. I SAW HIM DO THIS: HOLD THE LINE



here is him performing lucid on rockwiz. it is convenient that this is short and embeds, because the official video has embedding turned off. so suck it, universal, way to make people have to pay for music. or something. ...i don't know what you're gaining off this, guys



and early, rockin' tex perkins (watch out for the hair) - words from a woman to her man



and now, the infomercial for number 1s and number 2s, which features i'm not in love and is awesome.



true facts: the only people who viewed all those videos already knew who tex perkins was. search your feelings, you know this to be true

(BONUS: lyrics to 'i wish i was tex perkins' (which i know, i know, subjunctive. deal)

and thus concludes my sudden entry spam